Hey ladies,
So reassuring to know I’m not the only one but also annoying to hear that this can last up to 3 weeks.
I’m 3dpo after having 350cc HP overs with Mr Sleiter (wizard of a man, my incisions are insanely small) and I’m feeling super depressed that my pregnant looking bloated belly is now bigger than my new boobs.
It has to be the general anaesthetic as the culprit as I haven’t taken any painkillers (I have been super lucky and haven’t experienced enough pain to reach for the tablets, fingers crossed it stays that way).
After going mental with drinking gallons of peppermint tea, walking around the house and self performing abdominal massages I thought enough was enough and drastically drank a whole litre of prune juice last night to help get things going. God usually a glass is enough to make you poop like mad (sorry for the TMI) but sadly it didn’t work, so now, as well as looking like Santa in my red macom with my excessively large belly, I have to put up with continuous gargling sounds from a clearly disgruntled digestive tract.
Let’s not even talk about how tight the macom bras feel… the bloated belly is making the macom roll up onto my incisions. Why is this happening to my life?! Omg never have I felt so damn unattractive. Between not sleeping a bloody wink because who the hell can sleep sat upright and the bloating, it’s taken away most of the excitement of having boobs 🙁 still I’ve been snapping a daily pic after I have a wash each day and can see small changes. Not excited about my large gap but Mr Sleiter did warn me he couldn’t fix that and said, “nothing a push up cant fix”.
