Can you wipe you own bum ????????

Ladies im sorry but i need to ask this question.

After my opp will i be able to wipe my own bum after using the toilet.
I really dont fancy someone else doing it for me ????

Sorry again

Hahaha bless you! I was concerned about this too but I had no trouble wiping lol it was a bit uncomfortable but more than doable xx

Haha i swear i can’t stop thinking someone will have to wipe me down ect.. Its a very embarrassing question to ask but i glad i have ????. Thank you so much for your reply its much appreciated x

Thanks hunny xx

OH MY GOD that tickled my tummy!! Just logged on the see the first post saying can I wipe my bum? Haha it’s something I haven’t actually thought about but great to hear we can 🙂 hehe x

Hahahah the struggle is real. I cant even imagine my hubby doing it ????. He’d never look at me the same ????. It just i think really deep and i was like hmm how will i get round this one. I have been wanting to ask this question for day’s but wasnt sure how to put it ????????. So as my date is getting closer i thought i just say it and see what replys i may get.. Happy so far ????????

Yeah you’ll be fine haha I was fine with putting my arm back and wiping but if it’s too much then you can always wipe front to back lol what a lovely conversation this is LMAO good luck ladies. Also for the first few days I didn’t need to go anyway as the painkillers give you a bit of constipation so it’s uncomfortable but also a plus in the wiping department hahaha hahaha!!! Xx

@Gerda. The conversation is funny haha. Well i can safely say any other time been constipated was and is not a joy. But im actually looking forward to it this time ???? I just hope i get bunged up now after the opp untill i fully able to wash and wipe ????????

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You’ll be fine don’t worry I bought senokot to help with the bloating and number 2 lol I’d recommend that as it doesn’t give you “the shits” just loosen you up a bit if that makes sense lol xx

Thanks for the advice hun xx

Ha ha ha ha!! What a great question! And my answer is, JUST!! I honestly had great difficulty doing it the day after my op, on the night of my op i went for a wee about 2am and no kidding i couldn’t tear the sheets of paper off the toilet roll! There was a box of kleenex in the bathroom in the Marriot so i used that, my god im sitting here tonight thinking why am i still in so much pain this far on but this post made me remember how far ive come so thankyou for that! xxx

@claudine Your very welcome ????. So so far i need some herbal stuff for my Bowles ???? and a box of tissues ????. When did you have your opp? I bet they look fab and are well worth the pain x

hahaha love this question, very important to be prepared for all outcomes hun. I was really worried I wouldn’t be able to flush the chain, I thought shame of going to the loo and calling hubby to come and flush the chain, never mind wipe my bum aswell hahaha although I think he was so excited for me to get big boobies I am sure he would have done it if I asked loooool
but I have to say after a few days of looking after me and making loads of cups of tea, hoovering, ironing, making dinner, doing washing he would have been very stressed if I was shouting for him to come and wipe my bum as well, sooooo funny.

ps hun, i didn’t have any problem at all and I could blush the chain no probs, I had overs though.
Claudine @giraffequeenyour story made me laugh. Hope you are feeling better, and really hoping your recovery has settled down.

Haha! Pmsl! Yeah just couldn’t press button to flush tho x

Hahaha this made me chuckle!!! Not going to lie I had the exact same worry pre op but it is do able (just about). Couldn’t flush the toilet though but at least I could wipe my own bum! Lol
Good luck for your op Hun. Xxx

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