There’s a good reason why they don’t advise fake tanning after the op. Even when you shower, all dirty water runs down into the incisions. It can cause infections etc plus if you can’t shower properly yet, you may end up with patches.
I feel your pain hun as I’m a sunbed lover, but I do understand I need to wait a bit longer for it. The good thing is that it’s winter and we can cover not tanned body xx