*BOOBIE NAMES*

So girls, I am 1 week today away from my op and discussing with the girls in the office what I should name my new bad boys. Which made me wonder, what funny names you have heard?

We have so far…..

Baps

Chesticles

Jugs..

heard this one from cuks – chest bollox lol!!

lol! bazookas, melons, rack, tata’s, knockers

the way mine look and feel at the moment I’ll be calling them my torpedos

lol ditto princess! x

ive got madonnas cones!

Mine are just the “Twins” I kniw boring.lol. But the guys at work think im pregnant when us girls talk about them. So funny as Im 47.ha ha. 😯

puppies…. or the girls… thats mine..x

My kids call them boob-a-loobs! Dunno y! Xxx

puppies or bazookas, dunno yet. still trying to find so more

collectively they are the boys, individually we have mighty mario, and righty russo

Mine r the mitchels, phil & grant!!xxx

Top bollocks my boyfriend calls them. However I’m calling them ‘this and that’ I’m doing shift work at work at the moment for which I’m paid more money so everyone in the office keeps asking me what I’m going to spend the extra money on, so I tell them ‘oh, just this and that’ therefore technically I’m not lying xx

Haha this made me chuckle! At the moment my mam calls me ‘boy tits’ but as of 9th November I’ll be ‘bangers’ (celebrity juice) Best christmas present ever!!

Also ‘hooters’ – that’s what my boyfriend calls them x

Mine are also Phil & Grant lol x

Loving all the names girls!! Like the ‘this and that’ phrase! I’m sure I’m gonna hear alot more when they are done.. 4 days to go now!! xx

boobie and doobie!! as named by my 6 yr old

all my mates call them top bollox lol x

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