Ahhh, my toenails are yellow thanks to my stupid red nail varnish staining them. Mr Traynor is going to think I’m a right skank.
NO make up
NO deodorant
NO nail varnish (yellow toenails!!)
AND
The underneath of my boobs are white because of the sun showers!! 
I might as well go the full whack and not bother shaving
He’ll never want to go on a date with me now!!