Cuks bar (not bra) is open

JD n coke all round pls xxxxx hick

Love it.ines a carling please. An drunk celebrating new doing singleness in a gay bar doing karaoke! xxx

Mine will be a dissarano and cranberry on the rocks omg lush

Sorry Cuks bar does not serve carlipiss only Stella ot Kronnenburg xxx

Debbie that sounds very good lol

Dissarano in a pint pot with a straw on it ways xx

Double vodka n red bull cheers girlies x x

Pint of vodka red bull on its way xxx

Feck im pisst lol x JD love u

Make mine a jäger bomb please followed by a vodka and redbull. Not greedy much lol x

Worra;l – get behind the bar gal im to wasted to make anything lolx

hahaha i love that post

someone swop this tea in my hand for all these other drinks lol

Allison wots ur poison??? i am the forum mad woman lol xxxxx its a free bar

Haha love it x

Ok jack Daniels please. Make it a double with a dash of coke

2cuks – your so funny

Damn rite pint it is holly x

cuks is pissssssshhhhhed x

Peach Schnapps and diet irn bru! (or sprite zero or cranberry juice)

haha vodka ,lime soda…redbull vodka or my latest crave cranberry and dissarano:)

glad your having fun im boob searching size hahaha

confused.com

Omg pint of dissarano with cranberry defo I drink it like juice but deep down I am a jd girl but wiv lemonade goes down smoother

Just got hom ena dinto bed.. . oh dear oh dear oh dear. not looking forward to the morning!!!! Hope you all enjoyed cuks bar as much as i did!! Lmao!! xxx

i cant believe i missed out on the ole free bar by me one and only !! cookie

if ur opening up tonight get me in a baileys on crushed ice will ya in a nice glass of course ! xxx

lol! this post made me laugh… cuks ur mad

gutted i missed all these drinks, not had one in faaaar too long now!

xx

Is it to early to order a drink feel so rubbish today could do with a strate vodka 😆

Hope none of you are feeling to rough the morning hehe xxx

LOL gals – after the hangover i got this morning Cuks bar will not be opening oooohhh until further notice… well 8pm tonite lol xxx

Me n Jack Daniels not friends this morning lol xxxx

Need stock the bar up for later….. hmmmmmm think its a cherry sourz nite xx

COCKTAILS – HAPPY HOUR AT 7PM GET UR ORDERS IN

Yessss I’ll have a long island ice tea please cuks going straight in there at the deep end! Xx

bottle or 2 of rose wine please- have been told to stay off the sambuco as i tend to take my clothes off. hehehe

But one get one free too xx but they are free anyway…. so its have one and have another free lol

I need to learn to stop getting drunk and getting my boobs out to show my friends on nights out! Maybe the novelty will wear off soon? Ah well, just sharing the joy of boobies Xxx

Ok sharon done – in fridge ready for you xx

Sharon – naked dancing only after 12 in the private bar pls x lol

id love sex on the beach please 2cuks got any cocktail brolleys to wack in for me

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whats the cookie cocktail special of the night !

Sex on tje beach please

x

Cuks will not be drinking tonite x

Lol I am drunk already at 2 cuks bar lol will be comming again

lol 2cuks so funny, love this post xx

Can I have a jaeger bomb with a sumbuca chaser please xxxxxx

someone call me a cab !!!!!!!!

Cookie special has got to be a Cookie Monster lol xxx

but i cant tell u all the secret recipe….. hey no one is allowed to leave before 11pm, no being sick on dancefloor and no pulling them dodgy “dad dancers” at other end of the bar lol xxxx

jaegers bombs on its way … is that clesar sambuca, black or raspberry ? lool

OMG Reecara no more cocktails for u…… TAXI!!!! LMAO

Lol please l am broke after surgery x x x

Oh go on then Reeecara u can stay – but your only allowed another 8 cocktails lol xx

Can I have a mixture of all of the sambucas hun.. It is Friday after all., xxxxxxx

Bloody hell 8 this heaven , time too put some music on cuks lol

the dj is kickin out some old skool ibiza classics tonite gals xx

Reecara put bloke down – stop snogginghim hes horrible xx

Sambuca mix coming up x

Party on gals – cuks is off to bed but my lovely bsr staff will look after you. xx

Ooohhhlook its Mario Russo in the corner with Gary Trsaynor – hey Gary come with cuks to bed I’ll let you see me babylons x

MYA Mod – theres a few cocktails at the bar for you too xx

Thank you 2cuks! Much needed after a very hectic week xx

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