FAIRY..HUSH…JEN…….anyone

Im bored…fancy an uprising pmsl xxxxxxx

You bad influence little missy… Ive just burgled jens tent and stole her tinfoil

Did you get the kitten????

Not it bloody ran away i think its on its way to ur house!

Erm…what kitten?! xx

who the fuck has been dissin mr singh!! xx

Lol no-one just bored hahaha x

And ive stolen jens tin foil and made it int a little ninja hat running round nakey

HAHAAHAHA…its funny cos knowing you it is probably true!!!

Lol hun im bord to chick,payin 4 the boobies as left me stayin in xx

Well u know.ticky ive had one pint of brave juice andim taking on the world. … Theres that dam kitten i see.it…

Whos pussy is missing?

haha

Jens because i burgled her tent and stole her tinfoil and her little pussy escaped

but ive found it mwahahaha

Im poor too

😉 you know what to do with it fairy

Aww shazzy…hows ya aggresion today lol xx

Wooopppsss bit ard hurt my foot its on its way to u ticky first class… *drounds goldfish and slaps hee elf over the fac econtinues dancing nakey*

*strips off with excitement and joins fairy nakey* WHOOP WHOOP

OMG, have i came across as aggresive, so sorry if i have.lol.

Im a pussy really, just get angry when i get wrappen in tin foil. xx

*laughs at shazza doing the tin foil dance with ticky*

Where the heel is jen and her pussy

Lol only on that last post…u went all out on their ass pmsl *hands shazzy a kitten*

Dunno where she is…or hush actually….maybe they have better things to do with their friday nights…unlike us 😈

*lauhs steels kitten from shazzy and runs into back garden naked and still covered in tin.foil dances at neighbours and puts burn bacon on her head…… Neighbour not impressed*

*passes.kitten on to debbie22who is also dancing naked with her fairy*

Hmmm…i think u all belong in Essex!! ( no offence to anyone from Essex lol) either that or the looney bin : ) Xx

*throws kitten at debbie22 who secretly wants to be like us*

I am from essex lol.

Shuuuuuuuuuuuutup.

*picks up kitten from debbies feet and kissesnit uncontrolibly whilst running throuh street still naked and screaming*

Bumps n grinds with her big bouncy boobies on show! Im doin the lady gaga tht harry did on Essex lol xx

I love this nakedness!

*puts goldfish under debbies pillow for pulling out of the naked dance*

Im still very much naked!!!! x

Ooh are u doing ine of those naked dances :p xxxx

*wacks the goldfish round fairys head then feeds the goldfish to the kitten* x

Yeah big fish small fish cardboard box lol x

*slaps debbies naked butt with goldfish and watches her do naughty dance*

Riht i serously need to give my head a wobble xx

I knew she was one of us!!!

*punches husband in the face* yayayayayayaya

I knew it too… She has been converted :p!!

*punches self in face*

Spanks her own butt while shouting giddy up donkey!! x

*slaps debbie with chickenfillet*

My pussy is safe and well!! But kinda want to fish spank my own bum now after reading all this lol and oiiiiiiiii give me my tent and foil back or I’ll booby bash you hehe xx

Picks up my old heavyyyyy bra full of padding, n throws it at fairy, ooopss its knocked her over!! Xxx

Let’s lynch fairy let’s lynch fairy!!!! Raaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Xx

*fairys lynched with kitten*

Lol fairy we must not bring kittens into this again!! I never anticipated that kk would take off quite so amazingly, I think I should copy right it hehe ooooo and my tent has been resembled and a trip to traps has replenished my tin foil ) uprising is back on lol xx

I know. Lets stick to fish everyone hates fish… Or is that just me!! Xx

I don’t like fish, I say!! KILL ALLLLLLL THE FISHHHHHH and feed them to the fluffy kittens who we love ( I put last but in for moderator ) lol xx

How about we start A war against crackhead o.a.p.s! xx

Lmfao!!!! Brilliant!!!! Xx

Jen there invadein every city centre! gettin high and attackin people lets defend our breasts! xx

*throws towel around neck to make a cape, collects kitten and tin foil and charges to Cardiff city* xx

Fuck em up hun lmao xx

Sorry ive been out kicking the heads off dafodils all day

Lol! Lucky for some.Ive been boilin the kettle and showin the ants whos boss xx

I’ve been playing with slugs……..using salt *whips cape around for dramatic effect and growls in a most provocative manner)…….god I’m so sexy xx

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