Funny tale with a moral………

Ok thought id give you a giggle at my expense!!!

So firstly i should say im one of them girls who can go pretty much all day without needing to go for a pee, HOWEVER……..

Day i had my BA my body decided sleep was what it wanted to recover and it was a struggle to keep my eyes open for even 30 secs even at 6pm when id had it done by 11am So the nurse kept banging on about water water water!!! to flush out the drugs n help me feel better lol

So i consumed over 4 jugs of water and im only a wee size 6!!! Surprised it werent coming out my ears! But obviously hadnt gone to the toilet enough because of the sleepiness BECAUSE……..

We start our journey home and get on the motorway n allmost immediatley i need a pee!! The drone of the car was making it worse n i couldn t use muscles to hold it proper as was using them for my boobs in car lol.

The feeling got worse n my hubby was gona get the next services however we hit grid lock traffic!! OMG it got worse n worse with no services in sight i was at the p[oint of doing a pee on the hard shoulder with non moving traffic watching in!!

But just all at once the hubby found an exit with a bit goin to a dead end where i could releive myself lol. Picture it just gone through surgery my eyes shut having a pee in middle of nowhere!! Could of cryed tho its funny now…………

So the moral of the story go to the toilet just before being discharged from hospital

LOL, great!

I founf it quite funny that every time i saw a nurse she’d ask me if i’d been yet and then frowned when i said at least 4 times in the last hour!

Haha thats what will happen to me. Im always peeing hehe x x

LOL I never got asked i guess they presumed there was no way i wasnt going to the loo with all them litres swishing away inside me!!

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