Hillarious White boobs on a brown body!!

Anyone else found that their new bobbies don’t hold onto fake tan??

Every time I shower after tanning my boobs turn back White leaving me with some very strange colour miss-match!!!

Bronzer it is then!! 😮

how bizarre? had yoiu been bio-oiling them for weeks before u started again?? xx

A few weeks after but not before. Maybe the moisturiser is blocking the absorption??? X

prob got a build up of it on them or something, maybe use a clarifying shampoo very carefully on them to remove the residue before you do your tan again xx

Ooh worth a try! Thanks! PM’d u re tshirts xx

Lol. I thought it was my sports bra rubbing the tan off!!

Will try the shampoo trick

xx

if your boobs fall off, i’m putting in my disclaimer now haha! xx

PMSL… I am indian, quite fair but been going on sunbeds and on hol in 10 days.. ..BA in 28dys.. OMG if i have white boobs after my BA I will look odd…

Cant stop laughin at your post babes – not laughin at you hun xxxxxx

Blondie, do you recommend volumising shampoo? Maybe it’ll give them some oomf eh? I’ll give it a go

Jesus i can see it now, i will have single handedly undone all of the surgeons hard work around the country encouraging patients to massage shampoo into their breasts!! I reckon the clarifying one would be good because it strips conditioner and shampoo build up out of hair, or maybe using facial toner on a cotton wool ball as that strips out any crap left on your face after the initial cleansing xx

I’ve been getting as many sunbeds as possible before my op and I’ve only just noticed that under my boobs is milk bottle white! Mr Traynor is going to think I’m a right freak when he sees them properly!

Hey petite SNAP

Under my boobs is light brown.. gonna have to hold them up when go on sunbed lol x

Thanks girls

I’m not a fan of sunbeds unless I’m prapring for holiday so I’ll have a go with toner or white spirit *ahem I mean “clarifying shampoo”

Must not get Blondie into trouble….

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