i would love to drop kick my bf !!

SOo im a little bit tipsy and my bf decides we will go see his parents before their hols,

So we are driving along and then the twat only decides to do an emergancy stop for no fu*€ing reason and laughs to himself! Me “what did u do that for” him “the hedghog singing stop look n listen”!!!

I could have punched him straight between the eyes and happlily carried on until he was knocked out…

He then told his mam and dad as if he was proud… I am now struggling to breath haha maybe drink or maybe whiplash!!

Pointless post, who gives a poop, cos i doonttt…

lol i would have drop kicked mine to the ground! MEN….tell him your going to claim against his insurance

xx

Hahahaha lmao…your both mental, how sweet xxx

I told him he hurt my boobs, he looks a bit sheepish. Told him im claiming on his insurance if i rupture lol!

Men!! I was fuming with him lol…

Ticckkyyy toooossshhh xxx

Lol this made me chuckle x

Hahaha so funny! Luckily my boyfriend warned me he was gonna test the brakes and do an emergency stop – needless to say I called him a retard and made him let me out of the car! Men are in another bloody world sometimes xxx

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