What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re
nuts.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.
A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her
right breast hanging out. A cop was approaching from about a block
away, thinking to himself, “Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks
like that woman is hanging out of her blouse.” But, as he got
closer, it became apparent that she really was hanging out.
When the officer got face to face with the woman, he said,
“Miss, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
“Why, officer?” the woman asked.
“Well,” said the officer, “Your right breast is hanging out of
your blouse.”
The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, “Oh my goodness!
I left the baby on the bus!”
A middle-aged man had an obsession with women’s breasts.
So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his
problem.
“I am going to do word association,” explained the doctor.
“I am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing
that come to your mind.”
“Oranges,” said the doctor.
“Breasts,” replied the patient.
“Apples.”
“Breasts.”
“Watermelons.”
“Breasts.”
“Wipers.”
“Breasts,” said the patient with the same reply.
“Wait a minute! I can see the connections between oranges,
apples, watermelons and breasts. But automobile’s wipers?
Where is the connection?” asked the doctor.
“Easy…one on the left and one on the right!”
Big Busted Women…
* can get a taxi on the worst days
* have a neat place to carry spare change
* have always been the center of the arts (art)
* make jogging a spectator sport
* can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
* have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
* usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
* can always carry a little extra
* always float better
* know where to look first for lost earrings
* rarely have to look for a slow dance partner
* have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an
armless recliner
i was a lil scared it might offend x
