jus provided my street with their saturday afternoon entertainment!!

Well this is funny now but wasnt at the time!!

So i puts me bacon under the grill…

Runs upstairs to get me mams mothers day card…

Hears smoke alarm… Thinks ffs smoke of bacon again

Comes back downstairs straight away and boooobfffff me cooker is flaming alight!! Well blazing…

Shit meself (not literally) grab me GSD turn off the grill and run to me door…

Bray on me neighbours door who phones fire brigade…

2 fire engines arrive lights and sirens flashing!! Get out the engine and say wheres they fire love, crying so much i cant answer them so they run past mee..

8 of them in total in me house me outside whaling like a banchy!!

Turns out id only set me bacon alight cooker and everything is fine lukily!!?

Firemen were great styed with me made me a cupoa then fanned me whole house out. Then said all u need.to do next rime love is what u done but make sure u shut the oven door that will kill the flames!!

I felt a complete dick lol!!!

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Me and my boyfriend are crying with laughter!!!!! x

Lol i feel a proper dick ed lol!! I ws like a headless chicken!! My neighbour didnt know what the hell was going on lol..

Sooo embarrsing!!! Me house stinks.

Kids in the street keep looking through me window!! Hope i aint damaged boobs keeping hold of me dog!! Xx

Hope it did not hurt your boobies running up and down, they will ache later. just like my jaw from the laughing haha.

Did you whip your baps out for the firemen? lol. x

Hahaha o bless!!! Once I went to the kitchen to get something out of the kitchen……I then woke up with paramedics leaning over me…….apparently I’d swung the cupboard door straight into my own face and knocked my self out and my cock of a friend panicked and called 999…….never been so embarrassed in my life as I came around on the kitchen floor, was glad I couldn’t remember the worst of it…..sadly friend also filmed it on get mobile so she had the pleasure of showing me, BITCH!! You are not alone with 999 emergency cock ups hahaha I feel your pain!! Xx

Oh my god fairy that’s funny but I’d of shit myself aswel at the time lol X

Jennifer that’s is just as funny lol X

These stories are doing a good job of cheering me right up, having just pranged my car this morning cos I couldn’t move the steering wheel properly cos of my 2 new airbags that seem to provide obstruction when they didn’t used to. x

Lool i was like can u pls hold my dog ive just had my appendix out inbetween screaming and crying!!

Didnt run lol cos im concious of my boobs just had to drag my shepherd a bit!! Hoping i aint damaged my boobs!!

Looool jennifer thats great!! See.i would have though u were dead and rang 999 screaming my friends dead on the floor. Id have had the police and everything lol!! The way i go on when i panick!!

Just emailed my bf who is currently working way…. Waiting for the you stupid bitch phone call or email!! He will not see the funny side lol xx

Awww nooo lisa!! My mucles feels funny when i drive. Not meant to drive still like but didnt want me mam.walking.in the rain the other day l xx

Appendix/boob job, same thing lol I’m sure holding your dog wont of done any damage! My mates should be use to me by now, I’m known for damaging myself, I’m a bit of a spaz tbh, when I had my sizers in I knocked them into Walls, shut the fridge on them and accidently pierced one with a fork……:o/ xx

Aaah Fairy, that is fabulous. Wetting mysel!!

Glad all’s ok though hun!! 😆 xxx

Hahaha this threads so funny, given me a good giggle which i really needed!

At least your ok Fairy, hopefully you got some hunky firefighters! Took me ages to figure out what GSD was tho lol.

Hope you dont fork your real ones jennifer or shut them in the fridge door! xx

Lool! ! I was sooo scared at time, but now im like u stupid cow lol!!!!

Erm most them were old! But really canny!! One young one but he typically loved himself prancing bout with his bloody over sized hose lol!!

Jennifer whatvare sizers?? Im so dense… After reading ur posts lately jen u remind me of cam out of good luck chuck played by jessica alba!! Lol xxx

haha clare i know im sooo stupid!! Ill prob get a bill from the fire crew next week.haha

eeeh anyone from near me whos with a fireman please appoligise if he had the pleasure of meeting me!! Haha

Thanks for ur support girls hahahaha :p

When you fill a plastic bag with with the cc amount in rice and then mould it to the dimmensions your implants will be and wear them about to see how they fill……I left a trail of rice after my accident an they’re all misshapen from knocking doorways and being slammed by fridge door haha I’m going to have to watch chuck now and see what you mean…..I’m just bloody spakky, people back away when i pick up knives and stuff lol went on a lush holiday and bf wouldn’t let me out of his sight for fear is hurt myself…..convinced him i could go back to villa on my own to pee and came back 5 mins later with fang marks in my foot which was slowly going black ( was bitten by spider)…..just pointed at it and said ‘boo boo’…..lol xx

Hahaha ur sooo funny!! Honest watch good luck chuck ur soooo like the character cam lol!! Aaahhh right ricey boobies.im with you! Least u burst them at a house and not in public ahahah…

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My god women!!!!!!!! Your a dick lol xxxx

Lol i know ticky!!! I was soooooo embarrased!! Haha!! Well its given me a bit fun for a hr today haha!! Xxx

Ahaha! Thats hillarious. I did that once with toast under the grill. The bread caught fire n I shat it. Called my dad tho..not the fire brigade,lol! Xx

Hahaha i know… I poss could have rang someone but i knew firebrigade would have got to me quicker lol!!

On the plus side think my post op blues have fekked off now!! Woop woop xx

Yey! Aw thats gd to hear girly xx

I know did have a hysterical cry at the fire but thats cos i was having a little poo with fright!! Lol… But a lot better thanks thunder hun xx

Hahahahaha so funny, love it!! x

Still can’t stop laughing at all this. And Jennifer, you’re hilarious! x

Lol im totally paranoid now like!! Im obsessively checking my oven.and things to make.sure it.aint alight again!!

Lol!!

Hahaha that’s so funny, hope you’re twinnies are okay though xx

Emzy!! They are fine!! Back at clinic tomorrow!! Wound check again sooo worried ….they are eventually getting softer!! How are u babe Xx

Ha Ha,nice one Fairy…and r u sure u didnt accidentally on purpose require the aid of sexy fire dudes with their big hoses? Esp with the bf away at the mo…! And glad to see u grabbed the dog too-my two would have been pulling me in opposite directions and ripping my stitches apart! xx

I’m good thanks.. What’s wrong with your wound, hope you’re okay x

I had a check up at six days and nurse said my scars were healing lovely and closed but looked a bit raw so i have them steri stripped until a further check at 12 days! Which is tomorrow!! Juat hope they ok ive been dead worried!! She said she was happy with them like i just worry i want them to be perfect!! Xx

Lol sass!! No hun i promise i didnt lol.:p xx

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