my new boobs and the effect they've had on my sex life..

WARNING – this may be far too much information lol

Anyway, i’ve gone from a full C to a very full E cup, my boobs are just over 5 months old (thanks dr traynor) I’ve been with my fella for almost 4 years and we’ve always had a very fun, healthy and if i’m honest, pretty damn GOOD sex life

BUT…..over the last few months he ‘arrives’ too quick! i’m not talking a few minutes, i mean like 15 ish minutes into it but before we’d go on for ages! and that’s how i like it. It’s because of my boobs, he’s bloody facinated with them and loves how they ‘jiggle’ etc and i think thats what makes him, well, YOU KNOW

I just had to share this with someone, it’s so frustrating, I don’t know how you’ll be able to help but be warned for when your post op!

post op tip..invest in a rabbit

LOl khanni i love u same same same! I went from flat chested completely no breast tissue to … Woooommmpphh lol xx

love you too chick! dont get me wrong I love my boobs, i got my moneys worth lol but they should come with a side effects list:

Possible side effects of being a DD plus:

Men will talk to your chest (AWKWARD)

Girls will hate on you for no reason

Your partner may not be able to ‘control him/her self’

Possibility of developing heat rashes in summer

You wont be able to cross your arms properly

It’ll be harder to buy clothes that fit properly

to name some…..

PLUS: Drunk men + killer cleavage = sleaze attack

the pro’s out weight the con’s by the lorry full though

x

This is priceless. Really funny:) hope you don’t mind me amusing over this. I’m so bored and fed up and sex less. I m sure when they realise the boobs are here for keeps the old stamina will return again. Glad he likes them actually. My husband keeps saying he’s scared he won’t like the feel of mine! Great – only paid 5400 for this

ANother con… If anyone else has noticed this lol… shaving! (armpits girls calm down)!! What a chore!

U still thinking bout a reop hunni xxx

ive had laser hair removal so dont have that problem but nicki mentioned it before too. well yes, in a good few years once i’ve had me some babees etc. just want to go up a cup size, maybe two lol x

OMG my bf won’t even look at them ‘until they’re healed properly’ lol. He’s really squeamish and thinks they’re oozing blood and all other stuff at the moment – which clearly they’re not! It’s only two days since my op but I would say that my sex life will be on hold for a little while until he deals with it, ha ha. Don’t think I’m any kind of size that men will start talking to my chest but here’s hoping! Lol x

Ahahaha fairy but what about the legs and bits too? Never even thought of that x

I have to maneuver around mine other wise i can’t really see my cooch but it’s very do’able x

*kooch lol

Lol. Does laser hair removal work? Forever? x

The irony haha I thought I’d be so feminine and sexy. My husband and I hate each other and are like an old moany couple having early nights and I’ve got fifty pillows and a million pills by my bed! Speaking of armpit shaving. .. Don’t ask ur partner to do it. Not romantic!!!

The irony haha I thought I’d be so feminine and sexy. My husband and I hate each other and are like an old moany couple having early nights and I’ve got fifty pillows and a million pills by my bed! Speaking of armpit shaving. .. Don’t ask ur partner to do it. Not romantic!!!

LOl khanni cooch hahahaha ur mad!

My bf keeps likes pushing mine together. He comes stands i front of me and grabs them! Errgh get of tit bonce !!

Aah i was thinking of lazer hair removal but i have fair hairs so it aint as effective is it!

Xxx

Anchovie you have been cracking me up too much today! I’m sure you are feminine and sexy though, your hubby just needs a kick up his ass xx

lol men are funny things.

My BF didnt want to come near my when i was fresh out of surgery he was scared of the blood etc too but he’s got over it. don’t worry it wont last

As for the laser hair removal, i had my pits done 5 years ago and that’s lasted but i had my legs and ‘down there’ done a year ago and it’s not made a difference, 1 grand wasted. it’s very hit and miss and you have to research the machine they use etc. It works best on fair skin with very dark thick hair.

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mines always sticking things in my cleavage and running away…his biggest achievement to date is a aubergine

Khanni – i have just laughed so much at this post and all the comments – ur class!!! love it x

Haha these comments made me laugh. I am hoping to have my op oct/nov and my bf is already worried about the lack of sex whilst i’m healing! haha. Although he is defo excited for my new chest as i am only a small 34b now. xx

Omfg khanni my husband does the same…his biggest acheivment is a transformers car. When he does it he runs off like hes so fkin pleased wiv himself lol xxx

Or wen were havin a sexy moment and im sat gacing him he pulls me towards him really romantically….then he slaps my boobs together and starts making seal noises!

Men are so fkin simple x

Yikes! That sounds sore!!!!! Am I missing the point?

hi ladies. im new to this. i only joined in the lsat few days. im reaaly depressed because my husband has stopped talking to me since i booked the op date 7 days ago. i should be really excited but he is making things unbearable ‘(

my op is on 26th july with mr c, did anyone else have problems with their other halves to start with?

Why is he not talking to you? Does he not want you to have the surgery? xx

Ticky – what IS the fascination with sticking things down there n making them slap against each other?! Lol sounds painful (unless your into that kinda thing in which case, HIGH FIVVVVVEE borat style) I think I might start attacking him, see how he likes an aubergine between the balls…

Natalie – that’s awful hunn is he really against you having surgery? Men can be so insensitive and immature xx

Aww thanks cuks! Your a doll xx

omg this post has made me laugh at somepoints. i’m getting mine done on aug 9th with dr grob ne one had dr grob? plus any more 380 hp unders? i rele wanna be a DD/E hopefully E! but yeh i dont know xxx n e photos? or tips bout it. i baught some bio oil have been using that n e one actually know if it works my stretch marks have gone down slightly. but i’m only 20 and have slight strecth marks! around my boobies :S but yeeeh which sports bra is the best and how do u know wot sizw to get? xx

Natalie. You should do what you want to do hun if it means this much to you he shud realise.! xxx hope ur ok

Hi Natalie82 my BF is the same didnt speak to me for 3 days when i said i was starting looking into having mine done, he says i dont need to and mine are perfect but yet wen he perves on girls on tv and mags they ALL have fake boobs!!!! so i called him a hypocrite and if it doesnt like it leave!!! that shut him up 😆 im just worried if they will feel like normal boobs to him are will they stay hard? i still want themto jiggle hahaha!!! also do you lose feeling in your nipples? xx

I didn’t lose any feeling I paid an extra 350 or so for the inspira responsives, they contain softer gel so look and feel more natural and I love them! They feel very soft and move like real breasts while still holding a pert shape. x

Thanks Khanni, definately worth paying the extra! need to sort my money out (loan?finance?save?) : then i can get my consultation booked

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