Newcastle (TITS ON TOUR) Night Out. Saturday 13th August

oh lisa you made me lol im the same but still drink just only go out a handful of times a year and at 36 and married mother of 4 not good. the older you get the longer it takes to recover lol. always get my boobs out but with these 900cc prob would get done for indecent exposure lol xx

Ha ha smll7511!! People ask me why I don’t have just one or two but I can’t cos I don’t know when to stop. I’m making myself sound like an alcoholic here, I’m not by the way. I just loose all of my inhibitions and sense as soon as I drink. And I ALWAYS get up and sing hanky lanky by madonna. Whether there’s a karaoke or not. Everyone I know says it’s a good job I don’t drink now, since I’ve had my boobs done. Cos they know I’d be arrested for flashing. X

I am completely bonkers when im drunk… . Lol! I love the tables.too when im drunk!

Shaaaaammeeefooollll

Lisaaa i will neex to be tangoed for the night out! I shall be booking u my lovely!

And lissaaa u best be coming on the night out… Was in asda last night where were u lol!!

I cant wait to get me vest ill actually wear it day to day too lol im a di bnj xxx

Fairy!!!!!! I’ve just acquired some booster drops for me xen-tan for ladies who like the darker tan. I’m broom as a berry me like. People keep askin me where I’ve been on holiday. I had my tan done Tuesday and it hasn’t faded a jot yet! X

wow!! Thats amazing i cant waiiitttt, u can do me.before my grans part in sept too pls thanks lol can i have a loyality card lol!

I cant sunbed anymore since i grew a mole got to wait to see if they are gonna remove it before i can sunny b it up again!!

U had much business yet babe xx

I wanna come 😥

COme ticky xxxxxx

I live ages away lol…and the whole declaring to the world ive had my tits done with the tops puts me off lol x

LOooollll xxx

I’ve got a party of 8 lasses to do next weekend and a couple of other parties booked in for July so now need to get promoting, leaflets through door, advertising on car etc. X

ILl pm u xx

It kinda puts me off a little bit too to be honest, I don’t mind wearing the top but handing out flyers might be a bit too much, especially in Newcastle as some “women” go out looking for a fight but I guess that’s the same everywhere and I think we’d be easy targets

– even though I’d lamp anyone who started I wouldn’t want my new precious boobs ruined!!!

God, I definitely don’t want to hand out flyers for boob jobs. I hand out flyers quite often for a boot camp that I promote and I almost get lynched cos women assume I think they’re fat when I give them a leaflet. So imagine lots of lasses with a few drinks on them would certainly smack us one if they thought we were suggesting their tits were crap by giving them a leaflet. X

“hey your tits are shit, have a leaflet ” Yep..its not gonna go down well girls lol x

Unless MYA are going to fork out for a couple of massive (but hunky) bodyguards?

We’ll see what MYA come back with on Monday and we’ll decide what to do. I’ve got my eye on a gorgeous LBD anyway!

Hahaha ticky that is funny. If I go il be pre-op so maybe I could be back up and say hey my tits are shit too don’t take it personally! I got paid to hand out flyers when I was a student and that ship has sailed. Cocktails only in my hands! X

im live in newcastle and ive been in the bobbie club over 3 weeks now wooohooo xx

IF someone gave me a flyer for a boob job id twat them xx ill have the vest but not.the flyers nooooo waaaayyy xx ill hand lisams flyers out in whitley tho when a go on fri xx

Fairy, noone has asked us to hand out flyers.. not sure where that rumour started xxxx

Where has it came from? Iol xx

No idea, i think someone made a comment on another post and it’s just spread through the forum. MYA have not asked anyone to do that so no worries for anybody xxx

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