Off Topic – Driving lessons grrr

I cannot get the pissing hang of it, I swear I am going to sack it off and get an automatic >

Pissing clutch control, how the HELL do you go from the foot break to the gas without rolling back?? There are sometimes when you haven’t got time to use the handbreak I have had enough, I am female I am SUPPOSED to be able to multi pissing task grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

RANT OVER. x

lol i took 5 times to pass my test!

for a hill start on my test i put my car in reverse and wondered why i wasnt going up the hill hahahahaha….

ul get the hang of it soon u know, hang in there, it all of a sudden comes to u xxx

But my test is booekd for the 9th Aug I can do hill starts when i start off with the handbreak on, its just getting the bite and moving from the footbreak i’m struggling with. I either rev the engine cus I am scared of rolling back or I stall cus I dont put enough gas on! I have had ENOUGH!! I have to bloody walk 3 miles t work and back (although I must admit my hubby to be has bee taking ame and picking up this week so far) I NEED to be able to drive xxx

i found that when i failed a test (i know u havent had one yet) it made me angry so the last test i had i said to meself f%$k it if a fail a fail and a didnt care anymore and passed ul be fine hun try not to stress as it will make it worse!!

least wont be a cubba like me as u walk a lot lol xxxx

im in the same boat, the clutch pedal arghhhhh haha xx

geordie ping me when ur driving around i wanna be safe and stay indoors under my bed

I might as buy a pissing boat lol its been raining that much lately. 3 miles up a BOOOORING A road is killing me, lorry’s going passed at 50 mph it’s scary shit. You are deffo right though fairy, I do need to chill and stop over complicating stuff too.xx

I THINK my dad bribed the dude who took me on my Test as i passed (my dad is a driving instructor) and i gave my dad hell hahahaaa. i didnt like to get bossed about and told what to do…

I know what you mean LadyC, mine today bloody breaked for me I was like “I could have gone then ffs what the hell are you doing” made me look like a right twat in front of a fit white van man > lol xx

hahah niki, get a dingy 😯

row row row ya boat gently down the street, if u see a lorry dont forget to screeeeaaaammmm

yhe ladyc deffo bribed!! think my dad told them not give me a licence haha xxx

after the 29th Sept i’ll be floating on my BIG babylons lol!!! xxx

yep i reckon to

i will haha. just to be safe with my flying round at 50mph. with my driving instructor going rachel foot on the gas i’ll steer haha xx

aaaahahahahahahaaaa!!! If I hear mine say “sigh* agaiiinnn, do it agaiiin” im gonna kill him!!

Oh app my speed of approach is all wrong too wtf > ive no chance, absolutely noooo chance. but my god if I do I am going to drink so much Jacks Cider i’ll be pissing it the next morning! xxx

lmao its really funny, she took me on main roads to show me how to use the gas pedal as i tend to just lightley tap it ha. i cant get the hang of the clutch i bring it up far too quick. x

It’s too controled isn’t it. I find I think too much about it, and the faces I pull are hillarious! xx

LOL im the same, my driving instrustor just laughs at me, with me muttering and swearing under my breathe ha cz i cant do it xx

it pisses me off when I see total numpties driving, I don’t class myself as a numpty SO WHY CANT I DO IT???? lmao

Whens your test? I have 2 weeks today till mine xxx

Mines no were near as it’s obly my 11th lesson lol xx

Ive lost count lol. One was a complete pervert, was with him on an off for about a year and only ever did one maneuver, the other was brill but I moved house and this one is nuts but in a good way!

You’ll get there hun. I’d say if you can, try have at least 3 a week. xxx

honestly you will get the hang of it…..i had over 50 hours, took me ages to get the hang of the clutch etc, i used to come home crying after every lesson saying i was too thick to drive, i was still making mistakes with the gears and clutch etc right up to my test, the only reason i passed was because i had beta blockers the night before!

I passed in September and i still mess up at times… the other day i was coming out of a road onto a main road and i stalled but then couldn’t restart the car, the cars were piling up behind me and i was shaking and nearly crying, in the end i got out and said to the guy behind, my car wont start i cant go anywhere and he came over huffing and puffing and said ‘you need to be in gear love’ hahaha could have died of embarrassment, but then guess what it happened again!!! the guy behind just swerved round me.

Think i am defo still learning lol!!

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