Off topic. Jokes to cheer up the sad girlies

Didn’t promise they were good jokes haha

Couple sat watching the telly. Husband keeps flicking the channels

Golf, porn, golf, porn, golf, porn, golf, porn

Wife says “for god sake leave it on the porn, you know how to play golf!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lol! X

Lol! Xx

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me, I was maybe 2 1/2 years old.

Someone had given me a toy tea gift set as a gift and it was one of my favourite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ‘tea’ which was just water. After several cups of ‘tea’ and lots of praise for such yummy ‘tea’ my mom came home.

My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea because it was ‘just the cutest thing’

My mom came and sure enough here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for my daddy and she watched him drink it up.

Then she said “did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?” 😆

Lmao thankssss they have really cheered me up Haha xxx

I have more but they are too rude hahaha

Love the TEA joke, lovely x

This is bad but…

what is black and plastic and floats across the sea??!!

binbag the sailor… haas

my dads fav joke xx

hahahahhahah i love this

love the porn joke….naughty

Couldn’t resist this one

A wife was helping her husband set up a new computer.. For a password he smugly typed in ‘my penis’. His wife fell off her chair laughing when on the computer screen in bold red letters was written ‘password rejected-not long enough’ 😆

haha these are funny x

sally i love that one loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool x

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

terrible i know sorry HAHA

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