random night thoughts

sporadic sleeping in sitting up position after BA, my train of thoughts last night!

— if I have a heart attack and they use those electric paddles to restart it, will it work and will it it melt my boobs?!! haha

— if my cruise liner sinks lol, will I have my own floatation device? snigger.

— if I fall down the stairs, will I bounce like a space hopper or will they pop like balloons. hehe

— when I am 80 will my boobs still look like 18 year olds. titter titter!!!!

you get the idea….

oh this made me laugh! you’re sounding like me!! xx

Sharon you may laugh but swimming is really different after a BA, if I floated on my back my boobs were like Dorsel fins sticking out of the water, great flotation devices

hahaha made me laugh! flotation devices im air hostess on going joke that friends keep saying is atleast i wont need a lifejacket x

Hahahha this is sooo funny and I wanted to be an airhostess got a job abroad starts middle of year so hoping my boobies will settled by then lol feeling a bit down my boobies are a bit sore today so thank u made my day had a rite giggle then lol x

good luck with the new job princessmzzi, forgot to mention the singing… all join in, am sure you know the words. ‘I’VE GOT A LUVERLY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, ‘ERE THEY ARE STANDING IN A ROW’… hahaha

Hahhahhhahhha oh dear feel like coconuts 2 hope they get softer lol and thank u x

Hahhahhhahhha oh dear feel like coconuts 2 hope they get softer lol and thank u x

Hahhahhhahhha oh dear feel like coconuts 2 hope they get softer lol and thank u x

Hahhahhhahhha oh dear feel like coconuts 2 hope they get softer lol and thank u x

Hahahaha Sharon how much of these drugs have you been taking hun

This made me chuckle xx

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