What are the small bumps around a woman’s’ nipples for?
Its Braille for “suck here”.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that
a 25 year old doesn’t?
Her navel.
A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she
wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn’t work. The
clerk told her that he couldn’t give her a refund because she bought
it on special.
All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, “Grab my
Breasts! Grab my breasts!”
The clerk didn’t know what to do, so he called the store manager
who asked her if he can help. She explained that she wanted to return
the nonworking toaster for refund, and he told her that he would not
give her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.
Once again she yelled, “Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!”
The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that
particular phrase.
She replied, “Because I like my breasts grabbed when I’m getting
screwed!”
An elephant asked a camel,”Why are your breasts on your back?”
“Well,” says the camel, “I think that’s a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face.
