Things they should tell u b4 a ba….:)

you will probably never sleep on ur front again…EVER

heat or sun + boobs = sweaty cleavage ugh!

when u drop crumbs ur boobs/cleavage will eat more than u do….

feel free to add gals……

So right and soooo funny,lol,xxx

That people always do a double take on sunny days!

lol this made me laugh!! … however i can sleep on my front at 3 weeks PO xx

This thread is so funny, can relate to EVERYTHING so far! Lol xxxx

Hahaha to this thread so true but loving having these things at long last xx

that there is nothing in your wardrobe that shows enough flesh but covers the gigantic sports bra on hot sunny days like this!

That you have to check out your boobs in every mirror and window you can find!

That you count the hours down to your next little “bra off” break!

That you get so obsessed with checking every little pain you feel is normal…and nothing bad has gone wrong!

oh and don´t forget “random nipple on”..always a charmer that one!!

Oooo not experienced that one yet Lisa! Can’t feel my nips at all lol xx

Random nipple on and off !! – ones hard when the others soft

them lovely random spots u get – very attractive

every time you run upstairs you cling onto your boobs for dear life

walking into doors boobs first – its their fault, not yours !! haha

Sizing up every other girl you see, playing the real or fake game (cos your an expert now

theres plenty more, but i need to go and do my regular ‘ten minute’ inspection of my boobs in the mirror now hahahaa x

hahahaha love those points chelsa especially the last one xx

Hilarious!! xx

Haha so glad theres other girls that have the random nipple on,im 12 days Post op and no way im wearen sports bra in this weather. Nothing looks righ! Cnt wear bras yet so ive been wearing bandeus only thing is i kept getting niplle on but only on my left boob wen i was shoppin today, this old women walkd past n said to her friend a bit of sun and the all av there treasures out lol x

this post made me smile so much sooo true! xxx

The strange noises they make

People come to visit your boobs and not to see how you are

Most text messages nod conversations start with ” how’s the twins”

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Im 15 months po and still finding shaving my pits akward lol, and my permenant erect nips drivr me nuts they cpuld poke an eye out, sweaty clev does my head in too especially since a work oit loads its even worse for me lol xx

It’s almost impossible to find vest tops that don’t expose your bra under your arms where your boobs stick out and create a big gap there

The on/off pain in your breast bone that drives you crazy keeps appearing at odd times long after your op

You’ll constantly be looking at other girls boobs to make sure yours are bigger/better/perter

Going without a bra hurts!

The sweaty cleavage drives me crazy, always happens in my work uniform, possibly worst downside of all

talking to men and hvg to say “my eyes are up here” x

haha love this!

men AND women always stare at ur boobs, hadgirls walk past and say “LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER T*TS” or that i look “plastic”

definately always comparing mine to others like princess said!

i wear the same clothes i did before i havent bought much stuff but people stare so much more, i was wearing a normal PRIMARK vest top ive had for over a year n wear often & got told my clothes are revealing?! so just coz we now have boobs we have to cover them? dont think so!! x

There are 5 girls on my work had boob jobs, I never had a clue except one who’s don’t move lol! Oh I can’t wait to get mine done! Aysha, did they catch those burglars at all? X

Funny! X

lol lol, I can sleep on my front no probs since about 6 months post op :p

Agree about the cleavage and crumbs, and the sweat, eurgghh!!!

No one tells you about boobie blues or that they pass.

No one tells you about boobie greed (thinking they’re too small/ wanting bigger)

No one tells you there will be haters

No one tells you some people won’t even NOTICE you had a boob job….

No one tells you you will have to wait 3 months before doing any really strenuous exercise again if you had unders i.e. horse riding, zumba, running etc

Odd nipples!! Seriously, they have an independent mind of their own – very embarrassing lol

This made me laugh especially when I saw the sweaty boobs bit because I iinstantly thought, “yep, I get that with having such a big booty already”! xD

I’ll be doubly sweaty now

Breast enlargement pills also help in increasing size naturally.

nope emaloux not yet, my neighbour is goin police station this week to see if he can reconise anyone on a photo parade or something as he saw a boy outside our house that day. and the forensic testing isnt back yet so fingers crossed! xx

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