Things we'll never have to see / do again after our new boobs are put on!!!…

I’ll never have to….

1. Wear industrial support just to lift them enough to look like I’m in my twenties..

2. Buy bikinis with so much underwiring/support that my range is limited to about 2 designs, that quite frankly are generally rank!

4. Not be able to stand up without my saggy boobs weighing my chest down to the point it hurts!

5. Not always hide them away in a bra in the bedroom!

Mines from an uplift/BA perspective… !

Ill never have to

1.restrict my bra shopping to 1 shop and 1 style. I had 1 lasenza bra in every colour it offered!

2. Lie on my side and lose a boob

3. feel like I have a teenagers body

4. Feel inadequate! Whoooo!!

lcs I thought I was the only person who did that (bought lasenza in every colour)!

Never have to spend £75 on a bikini from max cleavage cos that’s the only place I can get a bikini from.

Never have to buy la senza bras in every colour and max cleavage bras

Never have the embarrassment of chicken fillets slipping out

Never have to hide my bikinis from friends on holiday as they have about a stone worth of gel in them!

Hey!! so i’m not alone!!

I forgot the one about turning on my side and losing a boob totally because it basically goes under me!!

and when I lie on my back, never having my boobs fall each side EVER again!!!!!

I’ll never have to be too embarrassed to wear a vest top.

I’ll never have to wear a baggy jumper or hoodie even when it’s hot and sweaty to cover my flat chest up.

I’ll never have to feel like a child.

I’ll never have to feel like a guy.

8 weeks and 1 day xx

Doesn’t it bring it home that this isn’t being selfish.. it really upsets us!! xx 😡

I thought this summer I’d be fine thinking it’s my last as a flattie, but it’s been unbearable finding clothes to wear to cover me up Bring on next summer xx

NEver get kickes out the girls changing room at the swimming pool for looking like an 8yr old hippy boy trying to get a perve!!

I’ll never have to be conscious at what position I’m in whilst me & OH are trying to have some fun in bed….. Sounds silly but I was SO paranoid because of they looked (or didn’t look!) in certain positions haha…

I’ll never find my bra size in the ‘training bra’ or teenager sections!

I’ll never have my ribs sticking out further than my boobs whilst lying on my back haha

I’ll never have to feel like a silly 12 year old again and can now start feeling like a woman. I’ll never have to be jealous that 12 year olds have bigger boobs than me!

I’ll never have to feel ashamed or embarassed about my boobs again, even in front of my OH.

Lmfao fairy! Agree with u all i had to pad one Cup of my bra As i had Odd Weird disguistin boobs! I Actualy Felt so,ashamed i didnt have a light bulb in my room wasnt lettin them get seen! Now? My friends n family are like Stop flashin ur Tits! lol x x

ill never have to sit in a weirdoo position when reaching across a table and my empty bra hangs over and my boy boob peeks out for all to see! plus all my lovey padding x

Won’t have to feel the need to suck my tummy in so much now that my boobs will actually be bigger than it! X

OMG STACEY25 I HEAR YOU! SAME AS ME! bring on the first summer in my life where going to the beach isn’t an embarrassment ending up in tears! get in!

p.s last week was the first week since when I started wearing padding that I walked out of the house with no bra! felt so f**king fantastic! popped to the mawi sample sale up my road and bought a dynamite necklace for 100 instead of 400 all in all was a good day! necklace to show off the assets!

These are all so true!

Another thing I can look forward to now….. SHOPPING! I always HATED it before because nothing would ever fit me on top, the bust bit would be sooooo baggy! (never wore gel bras or chicken fillets – maybe that was my problem! ha) x

Fairy, who you kidding? You ARE a perv! xxxxxx And yea I wont have to wear extremely heavy bras that have loads of gel chicken fillets as well as padding already built-in etc. and had the same Primark bra in every colour, a size 34C even tho I was only a 34AA

I won’t have to turn away from everyone in the changing rooms, and physically scoop my saggy breasts into my bra or bikini!!! or hide in the cubical..

and I’ll be able to wear a strapless dress without having to heave the bra up every 5 seconds!

I won’t be buying big bras just to carry skin anymore!!! they will actually be holding BOOBS!!! xx

Haha i love this!! I deffo agree with the bending down one, always having to cover up my chest because you can see right down my triple gel lasenza bra (which i have in almost every colour!) haha! Also the extortionate prices of the max cleavage bikinis (and they really do weigh so much!!) All of these statements are just so true!! Also, not constantly having to adjust my bra to give me some sort of “cleavage” that doesnt exist as my bra keeps riding up! ha!

bring on next tuesday!! xx

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