this will teach me to stick to my diet and not be a greedy bitch…

just thought i would let u no bout my funny lil situation today..

been out shoppin all day and after id been out a few hours started to get really bad shooting pains in my left boob, underneath near my scar. and im 8months post op btw! so i thought it was strange coz not had pain for aages! it was getting worse n worse and really started to panic. when i got home by boob felt really warm, so i was holding it and decided to take my bra off to be more comfortable..when i found a big chunk of rivita biscuit thing stuck nicely between my bra and boob!! a massive sharp end digging right in!!! coz they are like bloody cardboard things them! i was pissing myself laughing.. the down sides to having such a big cleavage hey! loose half my food down there!!

so i think it was punishment for trying the free sample of gorgonzola cheese on rivitas wen im supposed to be on my diet! hahaa. boob all back to normal now wouldnt have thought it could cause that much pain tho!

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PMSL!!! xxx

lmfao thats hilarious, did you eat it, i save food in my clev for later lol, crisp here grape there lol xx

haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chelsxx !!

ur crackers xxxx

so funny… i keep finding food down mine!! I can’t seem to miss them , everything goes straight down!! X

no i binned the lil bastard for causing me all that pain!! hahaa. definitely need to wear high neck tops when i eat! i would rather have my fab new boobies and a full roast dinner chilling in my cleavage than my old bee stings back tho! haha xxx

hahaha chilling in my cleavage!! Love it!! xx

ha ha thats brilliant, i was only saying to my mum the other day about how you get half your meal between your clevage, never had that trouble before, great for the midnight munchies tho lol xx

hahaa true! i technically should be loosing weight quicker if im loosing it down my cleave! xx

hahaa true! i technically should be loosing weight quicker if im loosing it down my cleave! xx

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